a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN
HOT DAMN HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW
PRETTY SURE THATS NOT WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN RANDOM PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR HOUSE
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
there is cat in my house. i don’t own cat.
Update: cat seems friendly.
Update: dog is unconvinced.
Update: dog’s suspicions were correct. cat gained tactical advantage of dog’s crate and claimed victory.
dog, exiled and dejected, seeks refuge with his last remaining allies in space-under-the-desk.
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore